इंजीनियर वो है

इंजीनियर वों हैं
जो अक्सर फसता है
साझात्कर के सवाल मे
बड़ी कम्पनी के जाल मे
बासँ और कलाइँट के बवाल मे,
इंजीनियर वो हैं,
जो पक गया है,
मीटिंग की झेलाई मे,
सबमिसन की गहराई मे,
टीमवर्क की चटाइँ मे
इंजीनियर वो हैं,
जो लगा रहता है,
सिडुयुल को फिसलाने मे
टार्गेट्स को खिसकाने मे
रोज़ नए नए बहाने बनाने मे
इंजीनियर वो हँ
जो लंच टाइम मे ब्रेंकफास्ट लेता है
डिनर टाइम मे लंच करता है , और
कोम्मुटेशन के वक्त सोया करता है
इंजीनियर वोह है
जो पागल है
चाय और समोसें के प्यार मे
सिगरेट के खुमार मे
बँढ्वाचिंग के विचार मे
इंजीनियर वो है
जो खोया है
रिमान्ड्र्सँ के जवाब मे
न मिलने वाले हिसाब मे
बेहतर भविष्य के ख्वाब मे
इंजीनियर वो है
जिसे इंतज़ार है
वीकएंड नाइट पर धूम मचने का
बॉस के छूटी पर जाने का
इन्क्रीमेंट की ख़बर आने का
इंजीनियर वो हँ i
जो सोचता है
काश पढ़ाई पर ध्यान दिया होता
काश टीचर से पंगा न लिया होता
काश इश्क न किया होता

Credit: Mail Forwarded

Touching Real Life Stories

# This thread is meant for regular collection of interesting/inspiring/touching real life stories.

# The stories might be from online sources or written by me through my experience.

# The source will be clearly mentioned as footnote/head note .

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TN teacher to get 2-storey house as ‘guru dakshina’   

 (26th Aug 2009)   Credit: Times of India

COIMBATORE: In times of a general irreverence in students for teachers, the sterling example of gratitude set by the ex-students towards a man who

turned them into doctors and industrialists is bound to tug at many hearts.

It’s just a 1,200 sq ft house in a non-descript village in Namakkal district of western Tamil Nadu. But behind its sparkling beige coloured walls lies a unique expression of love: it’s a gift from students to their poor, old teacher.

For over three decades, from mid-1950s to 1984, Tamil teacher Soballapuram V Venkataraman inspired awe among his students, not with his striking stick, but his stirring Tamil poetry and oratory. Two years ago, when the old boys of the Sengunthar Mahajana Higher Secondary school at Gurusamypalayam village met their 83-year-old former Tamil teacher, they were shocked.

On a monthly pension of Rs 9,000 he was additionally burdened by debts incurred for the marriage of his two daughters. On hearing about the hard times he was in, around 250 of the school’s alumni decided to gift him a Guru Niwas. It was their tribute to an inspiring teacher.

Contributions from old students, including two police officers settled in north India, and many others including doctors and engineers, poured in. A Coimbatore-based industrialist contributed about Rs 1.35 lakh. In less than two years, a two-storey house was ready on a Rs 10 lakh budget. The house would be handed over to him on September 6.

‘‘I never asked my students for help. Neither did I tell them anything about my financial problems. But they offered to build a house for me. I am moved by their gesture,’’ says the octogenarian.

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Funny but true things about GIRLFRIEND..

इस जंतु का नाम है “GirlFriend” . . . . . .

ये अक्सर “Boyfriend” के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार “Boyfriend” का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है !
पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है…

इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !

गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है,
जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं..
ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है
जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है…

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है,
यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है…

इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है,
ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है,

पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है
जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके…..
ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता है…
ये प्राणी रुपया को आसानी से सूंघ सकता है     

Credit: My Inbox

Salary of an MP

Have a look at this

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Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

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 Monthly Salary: 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month: 10,000

Office expenditure per month: 14,000

Travelling concession (Rs. 8 per km): 48,000 (eg. For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets: 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)  (All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free

Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge: Free up to 1, 70,000 call.

 

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year: 32, 00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years: 1, 60, 00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years: 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 corers)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.

This is how all our tax money is being swallowed by these uneducated masses called MPs.And due to this luxury there is price hike on our regular commodities.

 

And this is the present condition of our country:

 

 

 

 

 855 crores could make their life liveable!

Think of the great democracy we have. But, we are STILL proud to be an INDIAN. Feel proud and then show them their actual worth in this general election.

Regards,

Holy~Devil

 

My Zodiac Sign says..

I have taken several online tests to identify myself, like how i behave ?,which color i like most  ? what type of girl i like etc …After giving so many tests i always come to the conclusion that they are really true. That helps me analyze myself and then learn how to improve.

FACE BOOK  is a social-networking site which provides so many such tests.It’s really a fun and is fruitful too.Go for these tests.You will be addictive,informed and learned.

My Zodiac sign is TAURUS.I knew that.But after giving one of the tests of face book and then analyzing the result , i found that it was 99% true. Here is the result.

Those people who know me well enough will agree that what is written here about me and about “ALL TAUREANs” are true.

Taurus

You are most compatible with TAURUS! I’m sure most of your friends are Taureans! Together you’re going to rock! Taureans are quiet, gentle people, but they know their own mind. The thought of too much action can sometimes make a Taurean feel physically sick. Taurus people love money, wealth, and status more than anything else, and it is rare to find a truly poor Taurean. They know how to handle their finances, despite being spendthrifts, and like to be seen as the people who have everything. They are faithful and generous friends with a great capacity for affection, but rarely make friends with anyone outside their social rank. They are gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, dislike quarreling and avoid ill-feeling. When they know what is truly valuable, they are no longer chained to people and to things that have to do with lesser values. The greatest indication of value to a Taurean is beauty, which cannot be owned, only appreciated.

I Hope that you will join this nice website and enjoy these tests. They are really Cool !

Regards,

Holy~Devil

Celebrating New Year

Passing of 31st Dec and Coming of 1st Jan of new year has always been interesting for me. On Dec 31st i was as usual cool and cracking jokes in office with no sign of Cold and cough.I returned at my flat around 11PM feeling exited to celebrate the new year.All my flat mates have gone to Home to celebrate new year leaving me alone.

But God! i was feeling cold..

I searched for woolen clothes.But in Mumbai winter has never been like this so no need for that.So i compromised with wearing jeans, full Shirt, jacket and then took a light blanket. Cuddled my self in the clothes and watched movies on my laptop. Mean while replied new year SMSes and sent some to my friends.

Last year when i was welcoming 2008 with my friends with wine, cold drink, chips, dance numbers i was overjoyed. Then i returned to my room and found that tube light o my room was not working.

How come …???? it was working well till i left my room at 6 PM on 31 Dec 2007.

I do believe in Luck and these incidents strengthen the believe more and more.Though i struggled in placements giving numerous interviews in 2008 and also in convincing my B.Tech project guide that i did a great job in the project but finally 2008  was good for me as it gave me a good job.

On personal front i remembered and called some one very close to me heart but the heart broke with no sign of togetherness in life. Then came a suspension in the job for short period.

I put my status message on GTALK as ” 2008 is passing with a scar on my life”.Year 2008 was a bag with sweet and sour gifts making me more mature professionally and personally. I don’t know what 2009 has in its store for me.

But lets be optimistic and celebrate New Year 2009 !

Regards,

Holy~Devil

For the cause of Bihar

Recently there have been lots of events against the interest of Bihari people and on the integrity of nation because of dirty politics.

I have been getting mails from people in india who feel hurt by these developments . This forum will have only mails and message by others.

I will write in a differnt thread but on the same topic.

please have a look and put your opinion.

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We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more…

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don’t study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)

8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only.

9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10. Let’s support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
11. Let’s throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
12. Let’s stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
15. We should STOP using local trains… Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari.

16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, they will become true Marathi’s

JAI HIND!

Sorry ………..

Only Jai Maharashtra

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प्रेरणादायक कविताये

जब नाव जल में छोड़ दी
तूफ़ान ही में मोड़ दी
दे दी चुनौती सिंधु को
फ़िर धार क्या मझधार क्या ??

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वह प्रदीप जो दिख रहा है
झिलमिल दूर नही है
थक कर बैठ गए क्यों भाई
मंजिल दूर नही है .

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जो बीत गई सो बात गई
माना वह बेहद प्यारा था
जो डूब गया सो डूब गया
अम्बर के आनन को देखो
क्या अनगिन टूटे तारो पर
कब अम्बर शोक मनाता है

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खोता कुछ भी नही यहा पर
केवल जिल्द बदलती पोथी
जैसे रात उतर चांदनी
पहने सुबह धुप की धोती .

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यह अरण्य झुरमुट जो काटे, अपनी राह बना ले
कृतदास यह नही किसी का जो चाहे अपना ले
जीवन उनका नही उधिस्थिर जो उससे डरते हैं
ओ उनका जो चरण रोप निर्भय होकर लड़ते हैं .

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सूरज हूँ जिंदगी की रमक छोड़ जाऊंगा
मैं डूब भी गया तो सबक छोड़ जाऊंगा

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कोिशश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

नन्हीं चींटी जब दाना लेकर चलती है,
चढ़ती दीवारों पर, सौ बार फिसलती है.
मन का विश्वास रगों में साहस भरता है,
चढ़कर गिरना, गिरकर चढ़ना न अखरता है.
आख़िर उसकी मेहनत बेकार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

डुबकियां सिंधु में गोताखोर लगाता है,
जा जा कर खाली हाथ लौटकर आता है.
मिलते नहीं सहज ही मोती गहरे पानी में,
बढ़ता दुगना उत्साह इसी हैरानी में.
मुट्ठी उसकी खाली हर बार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

असफलता एक चुनौती है, इसे स्वीकार करो,
क्या कमी रह गई, देखो और सुधार करो.
जब तक न सफल हो, नींद चैन को त्यागो तुम,
संघर्श का मैदान छोड़ कर मत भागो तुम.
कुछ किये बिना ही जय जय कार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

->By Harivansh Rai Bachchan

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That Weak and Thin Girl

I always analyze myself.I give a thought everytime i go to bed that what i have done today is right or wrong..??? the job i did is right or wrong..??? and i always try to find the answers.i feel enthusiatic doing this analysis but some time regret doing that and feel guilty.this is how, i am very balanced and am fully responsible for my deeds….!

I read TOI (Times of India).I am not advertising rather suggesting that everybody must read a newspaper.It will keep you attached to the nooks-corners of this damn world .vocabullary building,improved literature,time pass,movie review are the benefits you can get by doing just this little thing .

It had an article about confessions of women who were ditched,love-mourned by their spouses.These were strong,professional,modern,upperclass houswives,media personnel and so so.They had gone to realization of prism of relationship.They now know how bad the color of rainbow is when love-lorn are ditched.These are blessed one but they also suffer.some said you are fortunate if you have never been in any relationship.

They are also feared,traumetised,insecured.they say that we are weak.just think if this is the situation with them then how in this world were ship-herd like women who are illiterate wolud be behaved.Just thinking about this your spine will be chilled to horror of experiences .!!!

They have faced the truth staring into their face.they are couragious,still they are physically, mentaly,emotionaly harashed.how could these world-awared ladies can allow someone to let them abuse for years..???.

strange..!!! they do because they are weak.they are helpless.they can climb the ladder of success again and again but at the end they are living at the mercy of these scoundrals called “male” and male based world.I cursed GOD who made these vultures.They are single again status women cursing their life and relationship..!

In IITs so called females are very few to count.so called because they are biological female not in looks,in manners,dresses and attitudes.If you happen to be stranger and land up in IIT campus you will find this race.Go to social gathering places like canteen,cafeteria and to your upmost strange a girl would be standing beside you in a pair of trousers,goggles,skin tight T-shirts,boby hair cutt,no curves and you would be counfused by her aroma to say least that its a boy or girl..???

so i am lucky that a few of these species are my batchmate.when i came in IIT i would fantacise that aahh !! i would have lab partner,romance,going movies,chatting with them,dream date but GOD you are so unkind to us.

One day she was sitting on 1st row bench and i on second.Then came my huge batchmate.He is so macho-look guy .He sat beside her but maintaining proper distance as much was possible.

I was watching both of them.Girl who has average look,thin hands,very thin and small body length .on the other hand the guy is almost double her size,triple in thickness of hand and macho look.

I thought suppose he says to her “oye…ugly bitch get off from here and go to hell”.

what she would say..???is it her mistake that she is weak..???.she has no control on the way she is made.so why should she suffer.???she can’t slap that guy because she is weak.she can’t abuse him because she could be stolen rather stripped off with her modesty by that beast.so she is destinned to be abused and traumetised.she is helpless.God has made her like that.

Just thinking that i cursed the GOD.

When ever i read a news about a girl being raped,physically abused,slapped,her face burned by throwing acid on her face i cry and cry…I curse GOD who has cursed these women.

if some idiot has fallen in love or lust and girl doesn’t reciprocate then he rapes her,throw acid on her face or even can go to the extreme of murdering her.is it girl’s mistake that she is girl..????

i say no .this is curse of GOD.GOD is so biased.why dont he makes the girls same powerful as boys are.Why only women can give birth to kids..?? why they only can be impregnanted..??? why they are so weak and classical..??? all these question are there to be answered…!!!

GOD you are so unsympathetic and biased. What is your intension..??? Just tell me .I will never curse you.
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This is not an end to this subject.Thousands of question are still to be answered which are whirling in my mind.I have many stories of women and girls to share with you ,to throw light on this gender.God please empower me,give me strength to realize their trauma,fear,abuse and pay my tribute.

Till then bye.
Hoping to be back.Have nice and critical reading.

Great Achievements by Indians

* Who is the co-founder of Sun Micro systems? – Mr. Vinod Khosla

* Who is the creator of Pentium chip (90% of the today’s computers run on it)? -Mr. Vinod Dham

* Who is the third richest man on the world? -According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, He is Premji who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.

* Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (World’s No. 1 web based E-Mail program)? – Mr. Sabeer Bhatia later on sold to Microsoft.

* Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, UNIX to name a few)? – Mr. Arun Netravalli

* Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?-Mr. Rajiv Gupta

* Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000 , responsible to iron out all initial problems? -Mr. Sanjay Tejwrika

* Who are the Chief Executives of Citibank, Mckensey & Standard Charted – Mr. Victor Menezes, Mr. Rajat Gupta and Mr. Rana Talwar

We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America , even faring better than the whites and the natives
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There are 3.22 Millions of INDIANs in USA (1.5 % of population).

o YET, 38% of doctors in USA are INDIANs.

o 12% scientists in USA are INDIANs.

o 36% of NASA scientists are INDIANs.

o 34% of Microsoft employees are INDIANs.

o 28% of IBM employees are INDIANs.

o 17% of INTEL scientists are INDIANs.

o 13% of XEROX employees are INDIANs.

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§ When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago,Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilization).

§ India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.

§ India invented the Number system. Aryabhatta invented zero.

§ The world’s first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.

§ The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

§ According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

§ Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

§ Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty stricken and under developed through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth and will again be one in future.

§ The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word “Navigation” is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

§ Budhayana first calculated the value of pi, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan’s works dates to the 6th Century, which is long before the European mathematicians.

§ The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.

§ Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus came from India . Quadratic Equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century.

§ USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.

§ According to the Gemological Institute of America , up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

§ Chess was invented in India ..

§ The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

§ The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

§ Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India .

§ Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like caesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones.

§ India conquered and dominated

China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border” Hu Shih (former Chinese Ambassador to USA) If we don’t see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential, and that if we do, we could once again be an ever shining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world

I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA .
Next Hindusim spreads all over the world and you might be knowing that US, UK, German and Japanese Universities has introduced Scholar degree programmed on being Hindusim a total Scientific Religion.

Regards.