Funny but true things about GIRLFRIEND..

इस जंतु का नाम है “GirlFriend” . . . . . .

ये अक्सर “Boyfriend” के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार “Boyfriend” का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है !
पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है…

इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !

गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है,
जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं..
ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है
जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है…

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है,
यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है…

इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है,
ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है,

पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है
जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके…..
ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता है…
ये प्राणी रुपया को आसानी से सूंघ सकता है     

:p :p

Salary of an MP

Have a look at this

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Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

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 Monthly Salary: 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month: 10,000

Office expenditure per month: 14,000

Travelling concession (Rs. 8 per km): 48,000 (eg. For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets: 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)  (All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free

Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge: Free up to 1, 70,000 call.

 

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year: 32, 00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years: 1, 60, 00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years: 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 corers)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.

This is how all our tax money is being swallowed by these uneducated masses called MPs.And due to this luxury there is price hike on our regular commodities.

 

And this is the present condition of our country:

 

 

 

 

 855 crores could make their life liveable!

Think of the great democracy we have. But, we are STILL proud to be an INDIAN. Feel proud and then show them their actual worth in this general election.

Regards,

Holy~Devil

 

My Zodiac Sign says..

I have taken several online tests to identify myself, like how i behave ?,which color i like most  ? what type of girl i like etc …After giving so many tests i always come to the conclusion that they are really true. That helps me analyze myself and then learn how to improve.

FACE BOOK  is a social-networking site which provides so many such tests.It’s really a fun and is fruitful too.Go for these tests.You will be addictive,informed and learned.

My Zodiac sign is TAURUS.I knew that.But after giving one of the tests of face book and then analyzing the result , i found that it was 99% true. Here is the result.

Those people who know me well enough will agree that what is written here about me and about “ALL TAUREANs” are true.

Taurus

You are most compatible with TAURUS! I’m sure most of your friends are Taureans! Together you’re going to rock! Taureans are quiet, gentle people, but they know their own mind. The thought of too much action can sometimes make a Taurean feel physically sick. Taurus people love money, wealth, and status more than anything else, and it is rare to find a truly poor Taurean. They know how to handle their finances, despite being spendthrifts, and like to be seen as the people who have everything. They are faithful and generous friends with a great capacity for affection, but rarely make friends with anyone outside their social rank. They are gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, dislike quarreling and avoid ill-feeling. When they know what is truly valuable, they are no longer chained to people and to things that have to do with lesser values. The greatest indication of value to a Taurean is beauty, which cannot be owned, only appreciated.

I Hope that you will join this nice website and enjoy these tests. They are really Cool !

Regards,

Holy~Devil

Celebrating New Year

Passing of 31st Dec and Coming of 1st Jan of new year has always been interesting for me. On Dec 31st i was as usual cool and cracking jokes in office with no sign of Cold and cough.I returned at my flat around 11PM feeling exited to celebrate the new year.All my flat mates have gone to Home to celebrate new year leaving me alone.

But God! i was feeling cold..

I searched for woolen clothes.But in Mumbai winter has never been like this so no need for that.So i compromised with wearing jeans, full Shirt, jacket and then took a light blanket. Cuddled my self in the clothes and watched movies on my laptop. Mean while replied new year SMSes and sent some to my friends.

Last year when i was welcoming 2008 with my friends with wine, cold drink, chips, dance numbers i was overjoyed. Then i returned to my room and found that tube light o my room was not working.

How come …???? it was working well till i left my room at 6 PM on 31 Dec 2007.

I do believe in Luck and these incidents strengthen the believe more and more.Though i struggled in placements giving numerous interviews in 2008 and also in convincing my B.Tech project guide that i did a great job in the project but finally 2008  was good for me as it gave me a good job.

On personal front i remembered and called some one very close to me heart but the heart broke with no sign of togetherness in life. Then came a suspension in the job for short period.

I put my status message on GTALK as ” 2008 is passing with a scar on my life”.Year 2008 was a bag with sweet and sour gifts making me more mature professionally and personally. I don’t know what 2009 has in its store for me.

But lets be optimistic and celebrate New Year 2009 !

Regards,

Holy~Devil

For the cause of Bihar

Recently there have been lots of events against the interest of Bihari people and on the integrity of nation because of dirty politics.

I have been getting mails from people in india who feel hurt by these developments . This forum will have only mails and message by others.

I will write in a differnt thread but on the same topic.

please have a look and put your opinion.

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We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more…

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don’t study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)

8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only.

9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10. Let’s support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
11. Let’s throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
12. Let’s stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
15. We should STOP using local trains… Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari.

16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, they will become true Marathi’s

JAI HIND!

Sorry ………..

Only Jai Maharashtra

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